Samantha Grace Mercy Rex II

Let's just break it down character by character this week:

Owen: Don't like your attitude towards Cristina-if you fight for her don't fight with her! So over all of this back and fourth. Reconcile? YES PLEASE.

Yang: BEST CHARACTER AWARD! So happy to see her finally opening up and trying new techniques. Really happy with how things went while she was in Wisconsin...happy she's back! 

April/Jackson: At this point, they're one character. One-let's see Jackson carrying on some of Mark's work please! Two-Although I'm so tired of this craziness from April I'm happy at least they're admitting feelings are involved. Did anyone else watch that scene in the sleep room????

Arizona: Please come back to work. I'm sick of your story line already. YEAH you lost your leg, YEAH your wife promised you wouldn't. Would you rather be dead????? Cut the woman some slack. Besides, Sofia doesn't need 2 dead parents. Callie is the only one with sense in this duo right now.

Callie: YES. Love you, love your strength and love what you're doing for Derek! Can't wait to watch this story line further develop.

Grey: Happy you stood up for your house. Not happy that you're Medusa. 

Chief and Dr. Avery (the woman) YES!!! 

Lawsuit: No no no no no. Leave the poor pilot out of it, and for God sakes LEAVE THE HOSPITAL OUT OF IT! Is it the hospitals fault that you had to fly to another hospital? NO. 

Did the hospital (Owen) sabatoge your plane? NO 

Do I want you to pin it on him? NO

Suck it up.

Preview for TWO weeks from today:

APRIL IS PREGNANT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

The ONLY thing I can not stand about Grey's is their schedule..Every year one week on, one week off, I mean I get it next Thursday is Thanksgiving...but what would I be more thankful for then to go home with a belly full of turkey to watch Grey's?? 

Just wait til the next episode..once that's over I'd say we wont see another until at least after the first of the year. Let the depression begin...........

Cheer up..it's still Throwback Thursday :) 

Sammie Says

Sammie Says: Well if we take an average of your ages it's only 14 so I think it's only fair that you get yours and he has to wait..I mean besides he doesn't even carry a purse to put his tampons in ! 

Sammie Says: Was this secretly posted by my sister? She's from China...it's not her fault. 

You just add 2+2+7+10+3+1-20=5

I mean...common sense. 

Sammie Says: Remember...when one of your senses is lost all of the others become stronger. You know, taste, smell, touch, hearing...USE YOUR RESOURCES PEOPLE!!

Sammie Says: Well duh silly! You could always try printing a picture of a mirror and taping it on, or wrapping your monitor in aluminum foil! I think the most obvious solution though would be to paint it with silver spray paint! 

Sammie Says: If you saw it on Maury then the lie detector test determined that THAT WAS A LIE!

YOU ARE THE FATHER!

In Conclusion

Sammie Says: 

Beauty is in the Eye of the Wallet Holder

Best Primer $3.89 Walmart/Target/Local Drug Stores

Works AMAZING. Only downfall is it is extremely sparkly....I mean you're going to look like Edward standing out in the sun by the time you're done applying but once you put on your foundation you're good to go. 

Best Foundation $9 Walmart/Target/Local Drug Stores

Love the brush that comes with this one. Paired with the NYC primer gives you a glow. 

Best Bronzer $4.48 Walmart/Target/Local Drug Stores

You're not going to look like one of the stars of Jerserylicious but it definitly adds a little something to get the job done. 

Kat Von D True Romance Eyeshadow Pallette in Saint $36

Sephora

The eyeliner that is included in this pallette (not pictured) is not the best. It's super soft and goes on great BUT sharpening it is a lost cause. The edges get sharp and jagged and it's a mess. The colors themselves are GREAT. I especially love Bookworm (brown-third from last) and Enjoy the Silence (gold-second)

Best Mascara $7.98 Walmart/Target/Local Drug Stores

The brush is thick and gives really great coverage-always buy in black! Remember best way to apply is to start at the roots and shake to the tips...same goes for the bottom lashes! 

Best Polish OPI Germany Collection $8.99 each Ulta

I love this one because it's the Germany collection and the names are FABULOUS and secondly there are shades for every season, every occasion. I got the combo back from Ulta for $12.99 that included Nein Nein Nein OK Fine, Don't Pretzel My Buttons, Suzi and the 7 Dusseldorfs and Unfor-greta-bly Blue.

Hit it or Quit it

I know it's a little late but hey at least you'll know what not to do next year...and if you made any of these mistakes this year let's just hope you were at a kegger...or wearing a mask! 

HIT IT: 

I think this one is self explanatory. Anchors, tights, hat...sold.

Wizard Wanda and Harry Potter:

If you know what Joey looks like....then you know that I love this. 

Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich:

Feel free to debate over who gets to be the PB side...but don't forget folks the jelly is just as sweet! 

Peanut Butter Jelly Time, Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!

Zoolander and Mugatu:

"Merman pop, Merman!!" 

If you can't turn left, or you've ever dreamt of killing the prime minister of Malaysia...this one is for you. Or if you don't have a date I guess..............awkward. 

QUIT IT:

Pope and Nun: 

NO! Seriously? Just stop. You're not Madonna/Guy Ritchie

Besides, doesn't anyone read the news? The pope has his outfit altered so you can see his red Prada shoes!

Out of this World Alien and Astronaut:

WTF

One-you look retarded

Two-you're supposed to look hot on Halloween

Three-YOU ARE NOT NOR WILL YOU EVER BY MY KATY PERRY 

Prom Zombie and Rockstar:

Since when are they a couple? 

No. Quit it. 

Do you even know what this one is supposed to be? 

That's exactly my point. 

If we have to ask what you are-QUIT IT!

(Hansel and Gretel by the way, good luck guessing that one!)